1. Quit clowning around and get serious about making some changes in your professional life. Start with fashion. A lot can be said for a man who doesn't have clashing patterns and big floppy shoes. Your 25 car-pool members will not be supportive, so just hit 'em over the head, squirt them with your flower, and put a whoopee cushion down before they sit. That'll teach them that you are nobody's fool. 2. "God, it's dark in here; will you turn on the light? And humid. What's up with this?" (Match flickers) "Beo, I don't think we're in Kansas, anymore," I say. "No, looks to be a whale's stomach. Gross. Look at all the krill!" 3. It's a montage from '98 when I didn't know anyone to speak of and was having fun learning what it was like to live in a real city. 4. A cuddly transvestite with comfortable shoes
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2. "God, it's dark in here; will you turn on the light? And humid. What's up with this?" (Match flickers) "Beo, I don't think we're in Kansas, anymore," I say. "No, looks to be a whale's stomach. Gross. Look at all the krill!"
3. It's a montage from '98 when I didn't know anyone to speak of and was having fun learning what it was like to live in a real city.
4. A cuddly transvestite with comfortable shoes