1.Don't let the weather get you down. Yeah... it's been raining. And raining. And raining. Just try to think of the positive things! It's good for the flowers and the crops and the resevoirs... Just remember, you have nothing to worry about until you start seeing pairs of animals heading off towards a really big mahonkin' boat... oh wait. There go the zebra. Forget it. You're doomed.
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Book entitled Alternate Realities: a 21st Century Boston Marriage. As I looked at her over my morning coffee, I couldn't believe we'd been married for a whole year. I was surprised that our parents didn't flip out. Afterall, there'd be grandchildren- more even, as there are two of us. Just where to get the... anyway- Wow. I love Massachusetts and my wife.
3. Cataloging/Reference classes, walking down the halls of Simmons talking about books
4. "Mars Needs Women" transvestite. Very rare breed.