Awesome Spam

Sometimes you have to make sure that the email in question is really spam, so you open it up. I was graced with the following excerpt:

I am indeed grateful and gladsome that you will receive our letter in your computer machine.

Isn't that just.... adorable?! The line if inquiry was to join "my" church, so not the average reference question. But still. A lovely little reading diversion.

Edit: Also, the latest real, honest to goodness spam trend here at work is for German. I never had a great tutorial in slang, but I think I know what "ficken" means. I'm not sure what mastery a "Weltmeister" has without a bit of Babelfish references. I suspect they have a pill to help me achieve that meister status, though.

Work avoidance: I has it

So, shadesong linked to Yes We Can Has, which crosses Obama lurve and LOLcats- there are only a few pictures up so far, but there are some funny ones. The bit that made me want to post was a meta update about the site that I got when I added it to my RSS feed:

This is a good time to point out the silliness of worrying about the syntactical correctness of LOL speak. “Im in ur gramma book / stealing ur antecedent objects."

... snerk.
A sample Yes We Can Has kitteh:

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So yeah. I think mah work ethic is with the walrus's buhket.