One of those days

If I were the mom of 4 year old me, I'd send me to my room until I got over whatever it is that's making me snarly. I really really would like to be grounded today, but I'm a "responsible adult," so I hide in my office. Those with delicate sensibilities may find me more temperate tomorrow, so proceed with caution or just avoid. I would avoid me if I could. I want/need nothing. Just warning.