Planning ahead for the weekend

So, I'm planning ahead for the EOS party this weekend. I'm bringing The Crime Fighter, and given the weekend we just had, I would like to line up some backup for me to keep him busy so I can actually have Adult Conversations for more than 10 seconds at a time.
Ideally, I'd like a few teenagers* to tag-team it out so everyone can still have fun. I will give these young people some amount of money for this task.  If you are a teenager or you have a teenager you'd like to direct me to, please let me know.

Historically, asking in this platform for this situation yields crickets because everyone else thinks that someone else will answer, so I ask expecting crickets, but hoping for the best.  (Also x-posted to all my social media platforms.... so that)

*or very clueful pre-teens