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[mizarchivist]

Comment and ...
1. I'll make up a fictional astrology prediction
2. give you the first line of the novel featuring us
3. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you. If I have one. If not, I'll make it up.
4. Tell you what sort of transvestite I think you'd make, executive or otherwise

There is no obligation to propigate. I am doing this because I want Dr. Wex's answers.

Comments

[dani-namaste.livejournal.com]

This sounds like fun. I'll bite ;)

[mizarchivist]

1. Your dastardly plans will be spoiled by a bunch of damn hippies with a dog. Yeah, the redhead is a babe, but she appears to be hooked up with that lunk-head blonde. I'd go for the short dark haired girl. You know how surprising those bookworms can be. Oh wait. You're going to jail. Never mind.
2. "Avast ye scurvey dogs!" Dani yells, waving her cutlas in the air; I smile and count the gold belowdecks- only three more days before we land on the isle of partally clad boys of loose morals.
3. Geoff's birthday party.
4. Totally executive

[dani-namaste.livejournal.com]

ah yes—I hate those flipping hippies.

such fond memories of Geoff's birthday party...

[beowabbit]

Blrvig fmistl thuvo. Fpleet! Sklip doink?

[mizarchivist]

1. Quit clowning around and get serious about making some changes in your professional life. Start with fashion. A lot can be said for a man who doesn't have clashing patterns and big floppy shoes. Your 25 car-pool members will not be supportive, so just hit 'em over the head, squirt them with your flower, and put a whoopee cushion down before they sit. That'll teach them that you are nobody's fool.
2. "God, it's dark in here; will you turn on the light? And humid. What's up with this?" (Match flickers) "Beo, I don't think we're in Kansas, anymore," I say. "No, looks to be a whale's stomach. Gross. Look at all the krill!"
3. It's a montage from '98 when I didn't know anyone to speak of and was having fun learning what it was like to live in a real city.
4. A cuddly transvestite with comfortable shoes

Hit me...

[lifecollage.livejournal.com]

...and when you get to the transvestite part, get creative. I'm wildly curious.

Re: Hit me...

[mizarchivist]

1.Don't let the weather get you down. Yeah... it's been raining. And raining. And raining. Just try to think of the positive things! It's good for the flowers and the crops and the resevoirs... Just remember, you have nothing to worry about until you start seeing pairs of animals heading off towards a really big mahonkin' boat... oh wait. There go the zebra. Forget it. You're doomed.
2. (sentences are too short)
Book entitled Alternate Realities: a 21st Century Boston Marriage. As I looked at her over my morning coffee, I couldn't believe we'd been married for a whole year. I was surprised that our parents didn't flip out. Afterall, there'd be grandchildren- more even, as there are two of us. Just where to get the... anyway- Wow. I love Massachusetts and my wife.
3. Cataloging/Reference classes, walking down the halls of Simmons talking about books
4. "Mars Needs Women" transvestite. Very rare breed.

Re: Hit me...

[awfief.livejournal.com]

I love your #2.

(I never thought I'd say that.)

[samuraizergling.livejournal.com]

Here's a meme I can get into, 'cept who or what is an executive transvestite?

[samuraizergling.livejournal.com]

re: executive transvestite...

Ok, yea. Nevermind. Google to the Rescue.

[mizarchivist]

1.It's time to move beyond that box you call your world. Oh wait. That is your house. Sorry about that. You will strike up a meaningful conversation with a petite individual.
Ok, a pigeon. But, it'll be a great conversation. Do not under estimate the power of a penny. Collect enough and who knows, you can get that fancier model box, er… home.
2. Zounds, Electronics-Remairman-Man! I hear the Woop-woop that accompanies our superhero signal: a lit up lemming. To the ferretmobile!
3. Good lord. I know who I was with, but not the first occasion we met anymore. Do you remember?
4. Platforms and silver lipstick transvestite

[samuraizergling.livejournal.com]

1. Doh, it's so true.
2. Again, so true. Do I get to pick your sidekick outfit? >;-)
3. My Tricksy Memory says to me it was at a D&D game at Dave K.'s - You were the one more interested in drawing character pictures.
4. Yea, that sounds about right. Don't forget the tinsel wig, and "Dancing Queen" personal theme music.

SZ

[caulay.livejournal.com]

I'm curious to see what you have to say in my case.

[mizarchivist]

1, It’s going to be one of those days: First you will watch your house get destroyed, your best friend will say that he is in fact from Betelgeuse, and then the planet will be destroyed to make way for an hyperspace bypass. And that’s just the beginning… I think that qualifies as three impossible things done before breakfast. Why not round it off with lunch at Milliway’s, the Restaurant at the End of the Universe?
2. It was the usual soiree and Mr. F. was kind enough to join our little gathering after a long day's work researching the pygmie tribes of Botswanah. We rarely get such an academic in our dull society circles, but when we do it's a treat. I expect Miss Phelps will make a fool of herself and have a fit of the vapours before the crumpets are served.
3. Another layered memory of several parties, very kind help with moving, then constant conversation after that Worcester Ani concert
4. Historical reinactment transvestite. Lipstick and swords.

[caulay.livejournal.com]

1 Sounds like just the thing. Would my kind horoscopess care to join me?

2. Fortunately, Miss Phelps, perhaps knowing my low tolerance of such flighty behavior, kept hold of herself through out the discussion of mating rituals in Darkest Africa (though she did waver a time or two, straightening herself up upon receiving a stern look from our esteemed hostess).

3. Actually, I think the concert was in Lowell, but I know the one you mean.

4. But lipstick is so not period.

[hawkegirl.livejournal.com]

2

[mizarchivist]

1. Patience is a virtue. Confucius say… something or other. Hell, I’ve never read Confucius. Does this make me a bad or stupid person? No! So, get off my case about some dead philosopher, Mr. Smarty-Pants. In fact, just leave me alone! I’m doin’ the best I can over here. Ok, OK! I’ll read some I Ching or something. Isn’t that Confucius? *snuffle* sniff* I don’t care. You really know how to make a horoscoper feel inadequate.
2. The odometer just ticked over 70 miles since we filled the tanks. There's dust in our hair and bugs in our teeth and we're not even to Reno yet. I don't even know if Ezekiel will be alive by the time we get there, but we swore an oath to our den mother, and this journey will not be cast off lightly.
3. My first memory of you is hearing about you from other people- lots of stories: foreign countries, motorcycles, and midwifery.
4. Wears leather and corsets transvestite

[drwex]

my comment is that you cheat in interesting ways.

[mizarchivist]

1. Your daily routine will be disturbed. Passing starships will not be friendly. Do not be surprised if you are boarded and questioned by swaggering Imperials. Today's a good day to let the captain have a day off. Arrange it before you leave. You will find new friends in low places. It's a good day to have faith in the little guys.
2. It was two a.m. when the phone rang. I expected this six hours ago, but not now. The meeting time was set and he was calling to tell me to get to the docks with the satchel with the contents slowly oozing onto the rough planks of this sleezy motel floor. Off to save the world again.
3. Talking to you and Pygment at Beowabbit's house with Bookteacher and Cos.
4. evening gown and cigarette holder transvestite

[mangosteen]

Okay. Go for it.

[mizarchivist]

1. Have you noticed that everyone out there in the entire world is an asshole, bitch or nutter? Well, perhaps it's time to put them all out of their misery. Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket. They're all against you anyway. The bastards! Maybe the hardware store is still open. If you go now, you might make it on time. Hurry. Quick like bunny!
2. The night that Bugsy Mallone got whacked, we were doing our usual Mirage lounge act, me in the red "Faboulous Baker Boys" dress, Mango in his usual tux, flitting his way across the keyboard. I'd just sung the first set when the shots rang out.
3. Krikket's beltaine party, camera-boy
4. Showtunes singin' transvestite

[keyne.livejournal.com]

3. (You're doing memes!)

[mizarchivist]

Yeah, rub it in. I'll pay for it later. Actually now, considering how many responses I've gotten- yikes!
1. Surf's up dude! Catch that wave and make a splash. You will find new porpoise in your daily routine. Take a new way to work just for the halibut- you'll see that the results of your endeavors will not be shrimpy. So, don't be crabby, even if you do have a haddock- otterwise, you won't be able to have a whale of a good time!
2. The loudspeaker crackled then warbled, but never really said anything useful. There were only two of us on this spaceship, though, so I tromped down to the engine room to see what that crazy mechanic wanted.
3. Under the azalia bushes after we stole Mrs. Pinski's sunday hat (yeah, bad me, not remembering, but fun memory of the hat!)
4. be-boppin' cigarette pants and halter top transvestite

[lizzielizzie.livejournal.com]

me! =) (this ought to be good...)

[mizarchivist]

1. Go ahead- listen to that voice in your head. He actually has some good ideas about how you can improve your life. He has faaaabulous fashion sense, and some great dance moves. The only caution is: keep a reign on his musical taste. Too much Liza and Julie, and it'll turn your head!
2. (A cheat- shoulda given this one to Wex, but still):
It was a large room. Full of people. All kinds. And they had all arrived at the same buidling at more or less the same time.
And they were all free. And they were all asking themselves the same question: What is behind that curtain?
3. Perchance at Purgatory- I think that was the earliest :)
4. Big hair and big sunglasses transvestite

[catness.livejournal.com]

*cough*

*raises hand*

[mizarchivist]

1. You were born under a wandering star. Adventure follows you no matter what you do. These next few days will mark the beginning of a new adventure. You will meet up with old friends and travel to distant lands in search of buried treasure. (Don’t look at the light!) There will be more bad guys than you can shake a stick at. And snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?
2. The email read: " You have 40 minutes. Get your camera and your toothbrush and meet me at the airport, or I swear I'll leave you behind. -K." I had 25 minutes left.
3. Pretty sure it was a NEDOD party you hosted. Chronology is not the strongest suit for me. That's pretty close, though.
4. Spike heels and bustier transvestite

[awfief.livejournal.com]

ooh! pick me!

[mizarchivist]

1. You are making adjustments to your new domestic venue. Unfortunately, this carnival town is not as fun as you might hope. To begin with: your brother has started to hang with a motorcycle gang of juvenile delinquents that have a propensity towards flying and blood sucking. Funny that you never see any of them during the day!? Perhaps your new friends aren’t so paranoid after all. I’d keep a nice big supply of holy water and garlic around if I were you.
2. It was my gala night- my marque complete, I was suddenly a free woman. Awfief had completed hers a year earlier thanks to loyal patrons and a fierce sense of cunning. The world at our feet, and we ready to conquor it all.
3. The same party I met Mango at- too much rocket fuel, for sure :)
4. Running, jumping, climbing trees, putting on makeup when you're up there transvestite

[awfief.livejournal.com]

Whee! :) Was that the one where I was wearing the blue dress, at Krikket's?

[mizarchivist]

I can honestly say, I have no idea what anyone was wearing, including myself. I'll venture clothes, but couldn't say beyond that :)

[manderwoos.livejournal.com]

Pick me!

[mizarchivist]

1. doz. eggs, oranges, loaf of wheat bread, chocolate covered cherries, boneless skinless chicken breasts, toothpas... wait. That's my grocery list. I'll try again. Avoid making big decisions in regards to lipgloss color. Stick to the old reliable frosty pink. Jeans are big this season, so stock up! Be sure to check out page 9 for all the new 'dos... crap. That's girly magazine blather. Last chance: Enjoy the sunshine but bless the rain. Hell, fortune cookie. That will do.
2. What did the mysterious stranger tell you about opening even stranger, unknown boxes, Mandi? Now, don't blame me that the fate of the world is in jeopardy because of your incurable curiosity. We'll just have to see about collecting the misfortunes of the world before they spread. We'd better call Buffy.
3. A strangely familiar blonde walks into my office... (never say never is the lesson)
4. Uber-girly pink wearing transvestite

[sauergeek.livejournal.com]

Comment! Comment!

[mizarchivist]

1. Make the best of a bad situation. You've made some mistakes in the past, but now it's time to take your punishment and get it over with. You'll meet some unlikely friends today that will challenge what you think is normal. You will find yourself opening up to them- go ahead and tell all, especially the part about the duct tape. If they are true friends, they will listen without judging you, and share their drugs. You will find romance with a quiet, artistic, klepto.
2. The ululating battle cry ripped the morning air. We grabbed our frisbees and hockey helmets for the first round of ultimate killer frisbee. We'd lost half the team already to wounds, faint hearts, and the treachery of Team Saurgeek. I would not go down without a fight.
3. Stomping in mud puddles at recess. (Gweep-ness, though. Probably kazmat's fault :)
4. Purple convertable and mohair transvestite

[sebastian-tombs.livejournal.com]

Sounds fun.

I'd compliment the spiffy shirt, but wren13 still has it hostage (not for ransom), so I haven't seen it yet. But thanks!

[mizarchivist]

1. You will notice resentment from those around you. Perhaps they are jealous of your pink Corvette, your dream house, and your job as ballerina, doctor, and astronaut. Don't worry, though. You're better than all the rest; after all, nobody has a body like yours. Dating someone new might be the change you need- I see a man in uniform in your future. Go for it! Besides, most of the guys you've been dating are a bit plastic.
2. It was the third night of the raid and we still hadn't gotten our hands on our target: 3 bolts of carmine silk. Corporal Tombs was starting to get a bit antsy. I guess he didn't realize being a tailor raider isn't all they boast about in the brochure.
3. 1987 Amy Grant concert and Christian Promise ceremony. You wore white, I wore navy and we swore our undying chastity on the alter of St. Delusional. (More likely another montage of susboid parties/Arisia and ahf in common to cement the acquaintance)
4. That blouse doesn't really match that skirt transvestite