Suggestion of what not to do

[mizarchivist]

Don't watch Roadhouse as a drinking game. Well, unless you have a lot to drink.

So much wrong. The 80s fashion. The orange spray-on tans. The Jersey hair. The lack of cops. Stalking around the room after a bag of antlers, I mean a lady doctor as a substitute for foreplay. Then making the bag of antlers doctor get sexed up against first a stone wall, then a corrugated tin roof. They do not defy the laws of gravity, so you know. They're on top of the roof. Oh, near-death by polar bear. So forth and so on. I just like saying "bag of antlers." But it has Sam Elliot in it as the sacrifical lamb which drives Patrick Swayze to kill-kill-kill. Wee!!! Oh, sorry if I spoiled this fine bit of cinematography for those of you not familiar with the movi . With that. Water. Bed. Giggling. Snoring.