Suggestion of what not to do

[mizarchivist]

Don't watch Roadhouse as a drinking game. Well, unless you have a lot to drink.

So much wrong. The 80s fashion. The orange spray-on tans. The Jersey hair. The lack of cops. Stalking around the room after a bag of antlers, I mean a lady doctor as a substitute for foreplay. Then making the bag of antlers doctor get sexed up against first a stone wall, then a corrugated tin roof. They do not defy the laws of gravity, so you know. They're on top of the roof. Oh, near-death by polar bear. So forth and so on. I just like saying "bag of antlers." But it has Sam Elliot in it as the sacrifical lamb which drives Patrick Swayze to kill-kill-kill. Wee!!! Oh, sorry if I spoiled this fine bit of cinematography for those of you not familiar with the movi . With that. Water. Bed. Giggling. Snoring. 

Comments

[lizzielizzie.livejournal.com]

Sam Elliott is soooo yummy. Mmm. I watch this movie every time it comes on TV, despite its large list of failings. :-D

[caulay.livejournal.com]

Sounds like you had fun.

"Bag of antlers" huh? I'll have to remember that one.

[tamidon.livejournal.com]

What are the rules for this game, when do you drink?

any excuse, really

[mizarchivist]

Let's see... It was a bit free form, but here are a few-
-for fighting
-for not fighting
-mentor makes a speech to young hero thus negating his usefulness in the story, so therefore will die within the next 2 scenes
-sex without foreplay
-maniacal laughter by bad guy after badness occurs
-illogical dancing in a diner
-actually catching a speeding motorcycle by running after it
-booooobs!
-homoerotic fighting

basically there was an excuse to drink every 30 seconds or less

Re: any excuse, really

[sauergeek.livejournal.com]

You know, those first two alone will guarantee that you're drinking during the entire movie.

Re: any excuse, really

[mizarchivist]

Pretty much. Also useful to note: K.was dictating many of the rules, but was not drinking himself. There may have been some vested interest in some of the decisions.

Re: any excuse, really

[drwex]

Ya think maybe? Still, quite amusing. Thanks for sharing.