Do-over, please

A combination of thin-skinned and lots of little things, not least of which is 90% humidity, makes me wish I'd stayed in bed, 'cept that not sleeping well started off the "lots of little things." I'm requesting a hockey helmet and a cork on my fork (a la Rupert/Dirty Rotten Scoundrels for the latter) for the rest of the day or until I have evidence that I'm not totally cursed.