If I were a superhero

If I were to dress up as a superhero at the next Arisia- in standard skin tight superhero type costume, replete with utility belt but no cape (as they're the surest way to an untimely end), I would need a name that is both accurate and cool. However, I am at a loss as to what that name would be, so I give you, the peanut gallery, a chance to chime in on this.

I see my skill sets as being: Organizational Librarian Type, (subset: Plan? Of course there's a plan!) Crafty, and in possession of way too much Mutant Enemy trivia. Traits/features: dangerous curves, excellent vocabulary, dorkatude, and empathy. I may be missing some, but those are what spring to mind.