If I were a superhero

[mizarchivist]

If I were to dress up as a superhero at the next Arisia- in standard skin tight superhero type costume, replete with utility belt but no cape (as they're the surest way to an untimely end), I would need a name that is both accurate and cool. However, I am at a loss as to what that name would be, so I give you, the peanut gallery, a chance to chime in on this.

I see my skill sets as being: Organizational Librarian Type, (subset: Plan? Of course there's a plan!) Crafty, and in possession of way too much Mutant Enemy trivia. Traits/features: dangerous curves, excellent vocabulary, dorkatude, and empathy. I may be missing some, but those are what spring to mind.

Comments

[haptotrope.livejournal.com]

Its a BLOWW wrestler name... but <"Dewey Decimate" (http://www.blowwboston.com/DeweyDecimate.htm) is a fave.

your utility belt could be comprised of a bunch of small books... maybe random sexy pulp novels or first edition printings of "leaves of grass"

[beowabbit]

I was going to suggest Deweydecima! (OK, the Dewey Decimal system is so passé, but Libraryofcongressclassificatia just sounds kind of wrong.

Maybe MARCia? Or Elsie Sienna? Or you could cross-dress as Henrik ISBN. :-)

[haptotrope.livejournal.com]

don't forget the subtle wool pencil skirt slit "up to there" and the "cravat".

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

"Libra"!

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

Also: the Arch Nemesis or Arch Foe (or maybe Arch Pho), because you're an Archivist don't'cha know.

Miss Know-It-All

Umm.... I'll think of some more.

[zzbottom.livejournal.com]

How about Lady Ssshhhh?

[mizarchivist]

Nyah! Thwappity thwap to you, dude.

Re: And now batting...the guy in left field

[mizarchivist]

Not bad, not bad at all. I will give it serious consideration :)

Re: And now batting...the guy in left field

[doeeyedbunny.livejournal.com]

That would probably lead to being called "Lady Stacked"

[sweetmmeblue.livejournal.com]

OOHHH! OOOHHH! may I be the sidekick? I still want to do "The Coordinator"

[mizarchivist]

Oh- we could form our own super group like the Justice League, but not.

[kazmat.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, the first thing that popped into my head as soon as I got to the word superhero was "Super Spaz," and I can't get rid of it. :}

[virtuallykayla.livejournal.com]

Anthenaeum Archivista now starring in Tome Raiders of the lost bookmark.

Dont give me that look ...my first thought was Nacho Librarian.

I had to match your Calvin with (one of) mine

[mizarchivist]

Are you kiddin'? That's GREAT! Athenaeum Archivista. I like that in so many ways- very different from Lady Stacks (Stacked), which is similar but not as honed in to What I Do.

Heee. Nacho Librarian. Not it!

[woodwardiocom.livejournal.com]

The Lexiconophile!
Lady Bellibone!
The Callipygian Crusader!
Ms. Mutant!
The Agent of Order!

[mizarchivist]

Thanks!
Bellibone? What's the story behind that one?

[woodwardiocom.livejournal.com]

It's an archaic word meaning, "A woman excelling both in beauty and goodness."

[mizarchivist]

oh! Well, that's sort awesome and stuff.