Oh dear god, no. [travel]

I'm planning my honeymoon 10 years after the fact. I asked a friend of mine who travels often for the name of her agent. Friend in question is my mom's age, so maybe this gave the agent the impression I was a well off middle aged woman kicking back and living off my husband's wealth in Lexington. Ok, now I'm really laughing at that image.

I've never gone on a vacation like this ever. When I travel, it's in the fashion of dead-broke student backpacker begging a bed from a friend or relative. So, I just about passed out when the woman quoted an approximation of 5-6K for two people to go to the Caribbean. Every other person had my reaction. Today she comes back with something in the 7K range. Specifically, 7209.74. Lemme just go rob a bank now. My response was unless she could pretty much cut that in half, I was headed off to do something entirely different. buxom_bey has promised me the name of her agent.