This should be a viable excuse

[mizarchivist]

"I'm sorry, I've got CraftersBrain and can't work anymore"

-- pulled from an AIM conversation with caulay just now

Damn. You mean that won't work? Actually, I've not tried it. I should see if I can get away with that. I do have vacation time to spare, after all. (I'd share if I could, but I can't so I won't)