I'm bored

[mizarchivist]

While socializing at lunch, I used the phrase "Put that in your pipe and smoke it" - in an English argumentative sense, rather than a stoner imperative.
What's your favorite obsolete/unusual phrase?

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[catness.livejournal.com]

One I picked up from my ... uh ... great grandmother when I was in grade school is "Well, hell's bells!"

Also, from my grandmother/mother, "Pardon my boarding house reach."
I still use them both, but the former more than the latter.