Lysdexic knitters untie!

Because I have a fair bit of purple scottish wool I *can't* use (too itchy) I want to find a new home for it. I also have other things I expect I don't want. I bet I'm not the only one out here who has a similar problem!
Solution:

[Poll #628849]

I'm sure I've forgotten something, but them's the basics.
EDIT: Hey, I thought of an addendum already! I expect there will be orphan yarn at the end of this. What should I/we do with it? Comment if you have any groovy ideas