Jan. 27th, 2008 06:00 pm

Casenotes

mizarchivist: (Trippy)
Jan. 27
Overseeing Doctor: Ersnatch, B.
Patient: Beamish, B.

Patient seems entirely unapologetic about the murder of known Rastafarian,  Jeff J. Wocky, but given his propensity for constant babbling while under the influence of marijuana, known to his associates, as Jabber. Other notable features about  victim include bloodshot eyes, almost flame-like in their irritation, overly long finger nails, and in need of orthodontic attention.

Beamish had been found wandering around a wooded area after decapitating the victim, chortling and halooing to unseen compatriots, perhaps hallucinations of his father. On his person were the sword that was the murder weapon and Woky's head.  Further note, will need to find out what "frabjious" means. Use of nonsense words possible indicator of level of delusions.

Beamish continues to insist that Wocky was a "manxome" foe, and that his death was required inorder achieve acceptance from his father. Despite several sessions, I'm unable to get a definition for Manxome. Current theory: family name. Will need to interview relations of Woky and Beamish as well as only witnesses, the Tove sisters, of Tulgey manner, to root that one out, as I'm certain it's central to the slaying. The sisters had lodged several complaints with the local law enforcement [DI Sprat, Nursery Crime Division, Reading] when Beamish had trespassed on the property closest to the woods. The women feared that Beamish was attempting to abscond with their Jubjub birds.

Until further notice, Beamish is to remain in the high security wing until some of these issues are resolved. Court date: Feb. 18.  Will request that the lawyer put in an insanity plea. 
mizarchivist: (Elmo)
Editorial comment-- I loved the replies I got to the initial story so much, I'm gonna start this off and invite the viewing audience to build from there in comments. Ideally, one person will start and the next person will build from there, although to save a lot of excessive tabbing, just reply from the inital trunk if you are going to. This means folks ought to read comments before commenting themselves- Thanks! And now the story in progress. . .

News came down the wire 36 hours after the crime was committed. The first CSI: Sesame Street crew member on the team to arrive was S St. rep Gordon. It was safe to say that the Brother was a little shaken from the news that one of S St's giggly later generation but highly popular native had been brutally murdered and his skin left in a Lexington Massachusetts residence. And yet, this crime wasn't quite the shock it had been to the rest of the S St. population, but he about to broadcast untested theories. This was not something that coudld be hushed up and the list of suspects off the top of his head could very well go to the top of S St's twisted heirarchy.
Gordon had just finishing laying the tape to show how the remains lay on the ugly taupe carpet when he looked up to see another member of the crew arrive up the front steps. His shades were on, a large cup of coffee was gripped in his hands and the bastard looked hung over.
"Nice stubble there, bro! Didn't have time to shave before you got here??"
The reply, when it came, was enough to make a pre-schooler blush. . .
mizarchivist: (Elmo)
Story to follow when it's not 4:30 and it's time to go do pre-flea activities!

Story in my head so far...
It's a dark day on Sesame Street when Elmo's pelt is discovered in the front hall of a Massachusetts residence. How did he get so far from Manhattan and where the hell are Oscar and Grover?! The Muppets call on Buffy and the Scooby gang (circa season 6 so we can have some Spike/Buffy sexy tensions) to figure out what's going on in this possibly demonic act of violence.

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